Robin PottratzBristol and Levi break up: The Redneck Romeo and Juliet are over.
March 17th 2009 04:22
Well, there is truly no hope for love in this world. I have reached that conclusion when I heard the truly tragic news...Bristol Palin, daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, and her redneck baby daddy Levi Johnston have broken up. I just don't get it...they seemed so happy.
It started like every great love story:
Gov. Daughter meets redneck hockey player,
redneck hockey player knocks up Gov's daughter,
Gov becomes VP nominee and says that daughter and redneck will get married,
Redneck becomes political prisoner
Now, who could've seen that the white trash Juno and Bleecker wouldn't work out...well, I mean everyone with half a brain I mean.
We all knew that Levi Johnston was little more than a pawn in the vain attempt of the Palin family to depict themselves as the "salt of the earth" family. The problem is that Levi Johnston is a self proclaimed "Fuckin Redneck who just loves to play hockey...You fuck with me, I'll kick ass...(and lastly) 'I don't want kids."
I'm sure looking back on it, young Levi just wishes that he had put down the 10 bucks for a box of condoms before this whole mess ever started...but what's done is done. In an interview, Levi said that he "was too immature" for the situation...well no shit Sherlock!!!
Now that Levi and Bristol have broken up, it points out something very important...it proves that the whole "they are getting married" line that Gov. Palin gave was little more than a political move that has dissolved and revealed as the load of crap that we all knew it was the second it left the Gov's mouth. I think that all of the doubters and comedians who were critical and able to poke fun at the situation can now sit back and gloat at the hypocrisy and BS that came from Alaska's "First Family."
Lastly, and most importantly, this means one thing for yours truly: BRISTOL PALIN IS OFFICIALLY SINGLE AGAIN!!! THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS SMILING ON ME.
Now this goes out to Bristol Palin: Look, I know I have said some mean things about your family, but I hope you would be willing to forgive me and give me a chance to woo you and show you a night that you won't soon forget...I mean after Levi, anything has got to be a step up...right?
In all seriousness, I hope that this is the last we hear from the Palin family for a while. The Palin's represent a middle class that doesn't exist. I'm from a small town, and even people there say "you know, those Palins are pretty white trashy." I do hope that the Palins decide to take a break from the media for Bristol's sake, for Levi's sake, and lastly...just so we don't have to listen to Gov. Shit for Brains feed us anymore hypocritical garbage!!!
Gov. Palin, I implore you...JUST GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY!!!
P.S. Bristol, call me ; )
It started like every great love story:
Gov. Daughter meets redneck hockey player,
redneck hockey player knocks up Gov's daughter,
Gov becomes VP nominee and says that daughter and redneck will get married,
Redneck becomes political prisoner
Now, who could've seen that the white trash Juno and Bleecker wouldn't work out...well, I mean everyone with half a brain I mean.
The Redneck Romeo and Juliet: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up...gee, who saw that one coming?
We all knew that Levi Johnston was little more than a pawn in the vain attempt of the Palin family to depict themselves as the "salt of the earth" family. The problem is that Levi Johnston is a self proclaimed "Fuckin Redneck who just loves to play hockey...You fuck with me, I'll kick ass...(and lastly) 'I don't want kids."
I'm sure looking back on it, young Levi just wishes that he had put down the 10 bucks for a box of condoms before this whole mess ever started...but what's done is done. In an interview, Levi said that he "was too immature" for the situation...well no shit Sherlock!!!
Now that Levi and Bristol have broken up, it points out something very important...it proves that the whole "they are getting married" line that Gov. Palin gave was little more than a political move that has dissolved and revealed as the load of crap that we all knew it was the second it left the Gov's mouth. I think that all of the doubters and comedians who were critical and able to poke fun at the situation can now sit back and gloat at the hypocrisy and BS that came from Alaska's "First Family."
Lastly, and most importantly, this means one thing for yours truly: BRISTOL PALIN IS OFFICIALLY SINGLE AGAIN!!! THERE IS A GOD AND HE IS SMILING ON ME.
Now this goes out to Bristol Palin: Look, I know I have said some mean things about your family, but I hope you would be willing to forgive me and give me a chance to woo you and show you a night that you won't soon forget...I mean after Levi, anything has got to be a step up...right?
In all seriousness, I hope that this is the last we hear from the Palin family for a while. The Palin's represent a middle class that doesn't exist. I'm from a small town, and even people there say "you know, those Palins are pretty white trashy." I do hope that the Palins decide to take a break from the media for Bristol's sake, for Levi's sake, and lastly...just so we don't have to listen to Gov. Shit for Brains feed us anymore hypocritical garbage!!!
Gov. Palin, I implore you...JUST GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY!!!
P.S. Bristol, call me ; )
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